Q
what is your fav. color
Anonymous
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Obama’s favorite Color is the color of Freedom. Red, White and Blue are also close seconds.


Obama is hollow on the inside

and filled with chocolate coins


Q
I am an Obama supporter but I here alarming things about him and George Soros, I would like to know the truth
Anonymous
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Obama has been known to “chill out” with George Soros, who he considers a “nice enough guy”. We here at Obama Facts (The Bringers of Truth and Factuality) believe that there’s nothing to be alarmed about between the two of them. They are just people who know each other, that is all.


Obama is the Higgs Boson

The LHC is just the front end of an elaborate ruse.


Obama is actually the Kwisatz Haderach, but he doesn’t really like to make a big deal about it.


Q
facts
Anonymous
A

Yep. Facts. Each and everyone of these is true, as certified by our team of crack analysts. 


Obama wouldn’t make jokes about arrows in the knee.


Obama used to be an adventurer like you, but then he took an arrow in the knee.


Obama is the secret kill move that will win any game of rock paper scissors.


Obama has a specific gravity higher than that of the average American of his dimensions

This is how he’s so much more down-to-Earth than most of his fellow countrymen